Dr. Laddu's Invention -Come taste it!

Hi,

I am Suniel, this was one of my funniest moment that i want to share with you all. Following is a short mail that i had circulated to my friends, which i am sharung with you all.

This is about a dish which was prepared by my room mate, for more details continue reading.

WARNING !!
Guys, Don't waste time in reading this if you are totally busy. Read it when you are totally free!!!



Dr. Laddu's INVENTION
-Come taste this!!-


This was my luckiest day and the most unlucky day for all my other room mates (Fuggi, Raky n Sandy) who were battling for life!!!!

1. Scene from terrace.
It was a nice shining morning as usual, sky was clean, and again crows were chased by mighty kites (Bird species which belongs to family of “Eagles”). Now we got up from bed (after mobile started alarming). Laddu was the last to leave terrace (as usual he got afraid of kites circling over his body).

2. Scene from room.
As all do we started all our morning routines (Stacked on in a queue in front of bathroom door, brushed n blah blah…..).
Today Laddu was going late to office (nothing special, he does this always), so I left alone having a sweet cup of Tea and a Bun (A small “Lump of Bread”).

3. Great Mistake.
One great mistake that I did was I praised "The Tea"(Which was prepared by Laddu)………..I said " This Tea is awesome man, if your girl friend drinks this she will propose you right away (in our words- she will be flat)…….."

This was just to give you all guys the feel of our room atmosphere…

Now the main part of the story …………..


After I praised "The Tea" our Laddu got very, very much inspired, conspired and then desired to cook The Ultimate, The Dynamite, The Cement ( Concrete ) " Uppitu "( Karnataka’s Great Dish also could “Upmaa” elsewhere) .

This information was directly transmitted by the fastest news broadcasting service in our mankind "FUGGI" (My room mate).

At 11:33 AM sharp I got a phone call from Fuggi. Normally everyone expects word "Hello" from the other side, I was also expecting the same, but suddenly Fuggi started shouting "Yammmma------Ahhhhh", for a moment I thought somebody was punching on his huge (mammoth) belly.
This is how he described " UPPITU"…

"Le yen uppitu, inthaha uppitu nanu yelli tindilla mattey yawattu tinokke estapadolla……"
(What a UPPITU, I din’t ate this kind of dish ever and I never wish to.)

Following is the feedback given by my individual room mate:

Fuggi: "This was a moment of life n death, we felt like a rat that had tasted poisoned cheese. Sunnya (My nickname) we have kept some of it for you, come taste it!!....."

Sandy : "As we took each spoon full of concrete (Uppitu) in our mouth, we first saw at anna's(Bro’s) face as if I was going to die and I wanted to see my murderers face. So that I can have my REVENGE in next life"

Raky: "This was prepared by my Sweet Bhayya (Bro), so I ate it quietly seeing at his face. It was so salty that I couldn't even swallow it. Today I tasted Ocean salt in this Uppitu (Upmaa)"

Everyone was passing there comment, so I thought "Loha garam hai, maar de hatoda"………
So here is my comment,

"Hey, this will be awesome research. We can put it to all dogs in B'lore city!!.....Hey Fuggi, I haven't got this months salary yet (which was after my first hike in salary), I m not going to taste that. I want to live n enjoy my life."


Guys, this was a very good research from our sweet fren, from now on there will be not even a single cockroach n mosquito in our room…………………..

From now on our Room will be totally "BUG FREE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coz we gotta a great "TESTER" in our room……………..
(Laddu is Software Engineer. He is into TESTING domain.)

If anybody wants to taste this "INVENTION" and ruin there lives or if you are troubled by rats and insects please, please, please don't forget Dr. Laddu's "INVENTION". It's totally FREE!!!..............


Guys, I need a brand name and a punch line for this "INVENTION", come help me in getting one.